Monday, November 26, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
This conversation pretty much sums up the last couple days.
Me: been sleeping for like the past 2 days :p
Me: I would have told you I declared the experiment over and that it was a success
Me: that it was sustainable
Me: I woke up 2 days later :p
Me: so apparently even though I felt more normal than I do now
Me: I had massive sleep debt :P
Friend: so your body finally rebelled :P
Me: by rebelled you mean usurped the throne :p
Me: and then burned down all the farms
Me: and freed the dragons
Me: so now theres nothing but brimstone and sulfur raining down upon the countryside
Now I think I'm a try to learn a language.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
back at 7:30 :P
Sunday, November 18, 2007
I'm suprised that this is working.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Once i woke up from my 11 Am nap I feel pretty much normal. Zombie mode is scarry so I'm getting my friend to come drive me around so I don't go back into it and die while attempting to get anywhere. I have little to no idea what happened so I might have stared at a wall for 6 hours. I think thats what happened. I looked at my computer and things had changed so obviously I used it. I was watching the office before it happened.
Friday, November 16, 2007
bear. Celing bears...
me: does kevin sorbo not know how to horse?
me: I think they used a stunt double
me: for him riding a horse
me: This seems like walking tall
me: but without the tension
me: or the racial issues
me: god he better use a 2x4
me: if there isnt one
me: there will be problems
friend: its a sequel to a terrible movie :P
me: I'ma immediately pop in ghost rider :p
me: actually it wasnt SO bad :p
me: I thought it was unique
me: with the whole beating people with sticks thing
friend: rofl it was direct to video :P
friend: the sequel
me: yeah I knowme: its pretty awful
me: by awful I mean I cant wait till 5 am
me: so I can sleep
me: instead of watching this
friend: lol the daughter of the guy who the movie is about condemmned the film :P
me: the first one?
me: or the terrible terrible sequel
friend: theyre still based on the same guy
me: lol what?
me: hes no longer black? :P
friend: and the rock is hardly black :P
me: hes like
me: wtf is the rock
me: hes uhhme: samoan?
me: I dont think the sequel was based on the original dude
me: its just like
me: some random guy in texas
me: who used to be hercules
me: and now hes like
me: a starship captain
me: of a time traveling warship called andromeda
me: This is how I justify this movie
me: he has gone back in time
me: to the 90's
me: to repair the time stream by making a really bad movie
me: with a paper thin plot
me: theres just people driving trucks
me: that are vaguely upsetme: I have no idea why
It is so bad that I don't know what would be worse. Overlseeping or continuing to watch this movie. But since I dont want to wuss out again I'm going to keep steadfast. I have this movie and ghost rider to watch. This movie is SO BAD.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Friend sent me a link to this
WTF I HAV ENO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING
DAMNIT BLOGSPOT WHY WONT YOU POST!? WHY MUST I PUT UP WITH A VIRTUAL HELL AS WELL AS A PHYSICAL ONE!?
I went to sleep at 3:00 AM and instantly woke up at 7:00 It did not feel like any time had passed. It was one of those oh shit moments and I thought I was on the decline. I got hurriedly got ready for work and hauled ass to the office. When I got there I felt like absolute trash but I went to the deli and got myself an egg sandwich. That tasted really good but I felt pretty terrible so it did not outweigh the oversleep. I was thinking to myself that I should just give up and all these downer thoughts. I decided to go take my 11:00 o clock nap at apparently 10:30 because I was confused and couldn't read.
10:30 - AM
I went to sleep
11:00 - AM
I felt GREAT like that commercial where the guy screams about 500 hundred babies, babies EVERYWHERE! So I decided to stick with it and I'm continuing on this wonderfully self destructive path I've taken. I've noticed a strange feeling like my body is accepting the bullshit I'm dragging it through.
3:00 - PM
I woke up again and felt awesome I ate a chimichanga because its clearly a light food and I'm an asshat. So I was all peppy and semi hyper and full of energy, then I went to go pick up my friend and I've been in a steady decline since. Its around 5:00pm eastern time right now and I'm starting to become more and more confused and unable to get my ideas flowing. So if this seems disjointed that is why.
Polyphasic sleep is far different from just sleep deprivation. The feeling you get from it is a series of jarring events that keep you up forever and you just get really confused sometimes. Its sometimes not that bad because you get to sleep but its so bad because you don't get to sleep. You'd have to try it to understand what I'm talking about because this is the most ridiculous thing I have experienced. I'm going out on a limb here and saying that this is witchcraft and perhaps demon magic. Not voodoo though.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
It turns out that last time I attempted this feat I had lasted for 10 days and started passing out at irregular intervals. The apex of that journey was waking up on a mailbox after I had started walking to school that day. I did not infact remember making it that long. I had thought I managed about 3 days in this sleep schedule before giving up. Unfortunately my friends reminded me what was really going on.
This time I am far better prepared with alot more research done on this subject. This time I am not going to take anything that will effect my state of mind (caffine, alcohol). I am also going to be adopting a diet comprised of lighter foods so I wont spend as much time digesting while I am trying to sleep. I've learned from other examples of polyphasic sleepers is that you can add in additional naps as long as they are spaced out decently and still achieve results. I intend to do this for as long as I need to. Also I got a really neat alarm clock this time so theres no way I can fail... The current goal is to last a month like this.
I honestly have no idea what I am going to do with this extra time. Ideally I'd like to work on my artwork and play videogames cause I'm a nerd. I have a copy of hellgate and I'm ready to stave off madness by fighting hordes of demons. Good god this weekend isn't going to go well.
My current nap schedule is 3,7,11 AM/PM for 25 minutes a nap.
This nap went suprisingly well considering I don't usually take naps and I was not expecting to get any sleep. Strangely enough I was woken up by my unusually heavy egg shaped companion which was glowing orange and screaming. I went back to work and was feeling quite refreshed and more hyper than normal at that given time.
Took a nap, passed out for a couple minutes again didn't notice much other than the fact that I woke up groggy. I've essentially began looking forward to the next sleep in order to get this over with. BUT I did manage to play some crackdown. In-fact I beat it and said, "Wtf kind of ending is this?" and then went to my friend Tom's house.
So my asshat of a friend decided to cook dinner on the time of one of my naps so I couldn't eat. Also hes taunting me with soda and other things that I can't have during adjustment. I bet him 10 bucks that I could pull off this sleep schedule. Were playing some TF2 and DoTA