(12:22:49 AM) Me: the legend goes that the present goblin tears a hole into our dimension to deliver gifts on the eve of christmas
(12:23:02 AM) Friend: lol whut
(12:23:07 AM) Friend: this is the best
(12:23:17 AM) Me: and if you dont open them that night manifestations of the gifts will fade out of our reality forever.
This is how my christmas went.